Friday, September 28, 2018

Friday Funnies!

Finally, some useful facts have been released by TSA about all of those airport full body scans!
FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS
TSA disclosed the following
Airport Screening Results:
2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA :
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
 Additionally, It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls at all.
Just thought you'd like to know.

1 comment:

  1. That's so good! I always seem to set off the metal detectors at the airport. I think it's a hazard of being well endowed and needing a good underwired bra!

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