Friday Funnies

Sign outside a church:

Guidelines when entering church!

It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.

On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.

Thank you for turning off your phone.

If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and

talk to him.

If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.