Oh no you don't TARGET!!!
You don't get to lure me back into your store!!!
I'd rather suck up the 5 bucks than go back.
You knew I liked sparkly things.
You knew I wouldn't be able to resist this sparkly, glitter paper.
You knew you sold me some wrapping paper that won't stick. What good is wrapping paper that won't actually wrap something?
You knew I knew that nothing sticks to glitter. But, you blinded me as you always do when I get into your store.
You take over my mind and body.
You make it so I can't think straight.
You knew I would have to come back to return it.
You knew!
Now I know your tricks!
You know I am weak.
I know I have to quit you cold turkey. Yet again.
This happened to me last year so I feel your pain! So pretty to look at but impossible to wrap. We live and learn!
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