Oh My Gosh! I had the BEST dream! I was dating Jerry Seinfeld. He was hilarious. I was charming and witty. He thought I was a riot. I kept thinking, "doesn't he notice that I'm fat"? At one point, we were standing in a store waiting to be waited on. He drew me close and held me. We started to sway. I followed his lead. We started to move. I asked, "are we dancing?" He said, "yes, the box step." I howled, then I woke up. Move over David.
Maybe tonight I can date Ellen.
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One of those dreams where you wake up and wish you didn't - haven't had one of those in a while!
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