Indulge me while I Brag!

I got this email last week. 

Welcome to the A-List

Congratulations on reaching A-List status! We love that you fly with us, and it's about to get even better with all the perks you'll soon experience.

Priority boarding ✓ Free same-day standby* ✓ Fly By® priority check-in & security lane access** ✓ Earning bonus 25% Dedicated phone line ✓ I asked Butch what it meant. Right away, he said---"what? How the heck did you get A-List?" That was my first clue that it was something good! He kept saying things like, "there's no way! How did I not get it?" Well, he didn't! The man who has traveled for a living and is gold, platinum, member of the million mile club all across the airline industry---didn't get Southwest Airlines A-List! Needless to say, I've been rubbing it in ever since. He's even considered going somewhere to attain A-List when I got this in the mail:

I got my very own membership card! And then, as if not having to pay for "early bird" isn't enough--I got these:

More drink coupons! That should make Butch happy, because I always give them to him! So really, he's going to benefit for once from his wife's A-List status. It's not often that I get to be the "big-wig" in the family! I'll be milking it for all it's worth! 

Best of all---I'll save about $360 in those early bird fees. Ya' gotta love that!

Hmmm, I think I'm going to go somewhere.