*One of us was up all night preparing and checking on the monkey bread. Five of us were not.
*One of us spilled the entire bottle of Cremora in her coffee making a huge mess! One of us must have unscrewed the lid!
*One person seems to lose her stuff—a lot! She has to be watched. All of us take turns—it’s a full time job!
*One person disappeared; once we realized it we found her asleep—at 8 p.m.!! Didn't even say "good night!"
*One of us has designated herself the custodian. She’s reset a circuit breaker, swept up some nasty debris on the floors and WD40’d all the door hinges!!
*One of us who lost her Ray Bans called the store she thought she lost them in. They weren't there. Bummer!
*One of us found them in the car! She was very happy!
*All of us were saddened by the news of Dolly Parton’s death.
*One of us shakes in her sleep—guess who sleeps with her?
*One of us discovered two leaky cups and threw one away.
*Three of us do puzzles. Three of us do not.
*One of us watches videos on their phone while the rest of us are trying to watch a movie!
*Six women use a lot of toilet paper. A. Lot!
*One of us thinks it’s too much.
*One of us thinks we should count squares.
*One of us had to go to the store to get more.
*One of us makes daiquiris without sugar. Are they really daiquiris without sugar?
*One of us who toots a lot has adopted a new motto: “With every step I take---a little toot I’ll make.” But sometimes it’s not so little.
*One of us has sand on her Kindle even though she has never been to the beach. In fact, her Kindle has never been to the beach! Still sand. She rests her case!
*One of us needs 2 of us to remind her to take her medicine. 3 of us did.
*One of us is selling this place.
*One of us agreed to a showing while six of us were here.
*Some of us became a “spring” cleaning crew. One of us was on vacation.
*One of us was responsible for getting the rest of us up at 4 a.m. for our flight home. She did.
*Three of us were already up.
*One of us drove over a median and although it sounded like we bottomed out the car, it was fine!
*All of us had a great time.
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