Tuesday, September 6, 2011

AYM---Guys

I'm finally getting around to posting these layouts from the guys.
This is Butch's layout that I forgot to bring last month. I made a pocked for the journaling. If you make the picture bigger you can see a detail at the top---a couple little scraps of the patterned paper that I used my sewing machine and a zig zag stitch to attach.

This is Jack's layout from last month that I forgot also---I don't know where my mind was. Anyway, probably the most interesting detail on his page is the photo corners. I bunched them all together to form arrows. An old idea, but still fun to do now and then.

I just love Nancy's title on this one. This months topic was sibling rivalry. She used the name of a popular hamburger restaurant here for the title to Bill's page. He has 4 brothers (no girls---their poor mother). Nancy used another simple technique that I haven't used in quite awhile---pen lines to outline the entire layout. You have to look close and feel it to see that it's not stitching.

Karolyn set up her journaling to print landscape style on Bruce's page.  He told the story of a high school trip to Mexico. He had tons of memorabilia, so Karolyn put it all in a pocket. I also challenged the girls to find a magazine ad to use as an inspiration piece for the layout. Hers is below. I had one right next to me, but then promptly forgot to use it!


For Bill's "Road Trip" page, he chose a couple of family trips---Alaskan cruise with his brothers and a Florida trip when Tucker and Katie were little. Below is her inspiration piece. She did a good job of holding true to the layout.


Susan decided to be a rebel this month (her words). That doesn't bother me a bit. I always give them license to do whatever they want and whatever is most conducive to the story. My goal with this group is to just get the stories recorded. She documented Pete's scouting days and the trips that went along with that.













Pam did Hugh's layout based on a recent trip to Alabama where they picked up his brother and took a trip to visit all of their old homes and school. That brought back lots of memories for both of them.

Jack documented many of the memorable trips he's had over the years---many were compliment of Uncle Sam. HIs trip to Saudi Arabia for "Desert Storm" wasn't exactly a vacation!

When the time came to do this layout, Butch said, "I'll need to get that box out of the attic---I know I've got some pictures in there." I could have smacked him! He had another box in the attic with PICTURES!! Here I thought I had ALL of his stuff. Turns out, he had a bunch of pictures that I could have used on previous pages. I might have to go back and try to add them. 

Butch had so many pictures that I made a little fold out. You can see it open here on the right. Below you can see how it opens again to display the journaling. I used the tickets---folded in half---as tabs.


Jeanne used the title "Going Places" on Jim's layout. This photo doesn't do it justice. I remember that I really liked her title, but can't remember exactly what she did. Jeanne, leave a comment below and explain it. (I think I have fixed the comment problem---give it a try.)

The topic for next month is "My Stuff" where they focus on a few of their favorite things and the stories behind them.

I'll be posting the layouts I did at the retreat a couple of weeks ago---very soon.

Just a little something...

to tide you over. I invented a new low-calorie, low fat, no cholestoral dessert:

Black Forest Cake
1 devil’s food cake mix
1 diet Coke or diet Pepsi

Mix cake with diet soda and bake in a 9x13 pan at 350 until toothpick comes out clean.
When cooled, spread with one can of “lite” cherry pie filling. Top with light or fat free Cool Whip. Refrigerate. Pretty good!

More to come!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Storytelling Sunday---The Neighborhood Bully

When we were kids, we had a neighborhood bully. I guess everyone did. Our bully was named Roger. I'm not saying his last name so as not to slander his family. But this kid was mean. He put rocks in the middle of mud clods and kept us from getting to our house by bombarding us with them when we were called home. In those days, mom and dad would stand in the backyard and yell all of our names. We were supposed to be within shouting distance. When you heard them call, you better have high-tailed it home. In our house, late for dinner could mean no dinner at all as the food would be gone. With 7 kids, we rarely had leftovers.

Anyway, back to Roger. He was always picking on us girls and beating up the boys. He chased us with sticks and threw our shoes in the weeds. Back then we only had 3 pairs of shoes, play shoes, school shoes and church shoes, so losing a pair would get you in big trouble. Finding those shoes in the weeds was really hard. The worse thing Roger ever did to me was to shoot his bb gun at  me while I was looking out of my 2nd story bedroom window. It made a hole in the screen and hit me right below the eye. I was more concerned about the hole in the screen than the mark near my eye. It hurt, but not that bad.

Most of the boys just became his friends to avoid his wrath. Mom told all of us girls to gang up on him and beat the crap out of him. She says we did it, but I don't ever recall doing it. We were too darn scared of him.

No one was on the receiving end of Roger's wrath worse than his brother, Danny. Literally, Danny was his slave. He had to do anything Roger said---fetch things, give him money, take any dares---you name it, Danny had to do it. I often wondered how his family could NOT know how badly Danny was treated. Roger was constantly hitting and beating on him.

One summer, all of us kids decided to dig ourselves a swimming pool in the empty lot between and behind our houses. It got to be pretty big---maybe 10 feet wide and about 3 feet deep. We were so excited after the first rain that filled it up about half way. Of course, Roger made Danny go in first---pushed him, actually. Danny got up, and was completely covered with mud. We all laughed and so did Danny. But there was no way the rest of us were going to get in---we knew we'd get in trouble if we came home covered in mud. But those Schultz kids NEVER got in trouble for anything (ooops, looks like I let loose of the name)! After that, we abandoned the pool idea and dug ourselves an underground fort.

When there was trouble, you could pretty much bet that Roger was behind it. We got caught playing doctor by our babysitter under the steps in the basement---his idea. We were all quizzed by mom and dad. We were giving each other shots with those clamp clothespins in the butt like at the doctor's. I was the only one marched up to confession on Saturday afternoon, because, after all, "I was the oldest and I was supposed to be setting a good example for my younger brothers and sisters and what was I thinking, committing that sin of impurity." Lesson well learned.

We were constantly trespassing on Mr. Thiel's property---he had horses. We spent countless hours down at Thiel's lake. One time, we discovered millions of tadpoles in the lake. Roger convinced all of us that we would be doing old man Thiel a favor by killing the tadpoles with bb guns---all the boys had bb guns and they usually let us girls shoot too. Actually, our gang consisted of Roger, Danny, Ronnie, me and Reenie. Sometimes we included the twins, Janice and Jennifer, Karen and Denise, but not often. Anyway, we shot the heck out of those tadpoles. I have no idea how many we killed, but it was a lot. Mr. Thiel came to our house one night complaining to dad about what we'd done. Turns out, he had stocked his lake with the tadpoles so his friends could go frog gigging. Of course, we got in big trouble---Schultz's, nada! We stopped shooting the tadpoles and eventually trespassed some more to go frog gigging. I never did it, that was too gross for me.

I think it was about 5th or 6th grade, when Gene Schuermann moved in and joined our gang. Finally, a kid tougher than Roger. Suddenly, Roger calmed down and wasn't quite the bully he had once been with Gene keeping him in check. Gene grew up in the "city" and had street smarts. He was not a bully and didn't pick on anybody. He was just tough and wouldn't take any bull from anyone. His parents were as strict as ours were.

Roger finally got his comeuppance in the 8th grade. Ronnie, Roger and Danny (and I don't know who else, but we girls were not there) were out in the woods with their bb guns. They found an unused shot gun shell and propped it up on a fence post. They took turns shooting at it. Roger finally hit it. It exploded causing Roger to lose an eye. Still, that was a sad time for all of us. Roger was an excellent pitcher and it looked like he just might have a future in baseball. Although he played through high school, his career aspirations were ended with that one shot.

I'm not sure when it started, but those teen age hormones took over. Suddenly, Roger didn't look so bad to me anymore. He really was cute. We grew up together and now he could barely talk to me. We were actually boyfriend and girlfriend through freshman year. He was a changed man---got really shy. In fact, we "went together" for about a year. Not once did he ever attempt to kiss me. About a week before we broke up, he had just started holding my hand. What a naive time it was back then.

I'd like to take credit for taming that "bad boy" but I don't think I had anything to do with it.

A few years later, I found another "bad boy" and tame him I did!!




Saturday, September 3, 2011

Saturday Showtunes---Big River

This one is in honor of my friend, Connie. "Arkansas" is from her favorite show---Big River. It's about Huck Finn. Great show and great music. You'd recognize many songs. This is one of my favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVtMp6-6ksk&feature=related

There are so many good songs, that I couldn't stop with just one. Roger Miller wrote the music for Big River. It won 7 Tony awards including one for this song "River in the Rain" sung by Roger Miller himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nZNwR2maas&feature=fvwrel

What would I do without youtube to let me experience all of my favorite showtunes?

Friday, September 2, 2011

Our Turkeys Return

I keep saying that the variety of wildlife in our backyard is wide and varied. Just thought I would share some photos taken of our turkeys. They are a little cloudy looking because they were taken from inside the house through the glass. Still, I'm happy with them. These guys are cool, but the "you know what" they leave behind is messy and BIG!!!




Thursday, September 1, 2011

Jeanne's Garden

I always enjoy looking at Jeanne's garden when I visit. This time was no exception and it didn't disappoint. See for yourself:





 She really likes grasses. I'm not a fan, but I will admit, it does had some nice texture.







 I just love the colors and texture of the different foliage---throw some colorful flowers and voila!
 She tried to fool me with this, but I wasn't buying it. I doubt a robin would build it's nest right on a table and then lay its eggs for everyone to see. Still, very cute.


 Then she made some really sweet little floral arrangements to put all around the kitchen.
The grass, but I admit it looks really good paired with some flowers for that added texture.

As anyone who gardens knows, it's a lot of work. You have to love it! I don't even do my own anymore, but just the watering alone is a daily job. That's what I do for the love of flowers.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

This and That

 Stephanie and Mindy have more things on our grocery list than we do!
 Mindy's plants that she brought over for us to "babysit" about 2 months ago. She's never taken them back home, so now they are just a pain.
 Another add-on to our grocery list. 
 I meant for this picture to go with the "creepy things" post awhile back. When Sandy was here, we made the girls get their boxes out of the attic. This is something Stephanie saved----most of the boxes turned out to be hers---she saved everything. So you can tell that they are bananas that have turned black after 35 years in the attic. Now you can see below why she saved them.
My sister, Jennifer brought these from Kuwait. Of course, this was normal for her, but to us, we had never seen American products in a foreign language. Seems silly now with all the instructions today in every possible foreign language. She still wants to keep the jar, but wants us to open it and clean it out. It's been a month and the jar still sits on our counter. I don't want to do it---I'm afraid it might explode or smell really, really bad.
 See anything unusual on this sign?
 Whaaaatttt????


While I don't even have a bucket list---although I have something I want to put on it---I want to be part of a flash mob. I can't really think of anything else to put on it. Any suggestions? In the meantime, Mindy is all excited to be able to cross another thing off of her bucket list (skydiving was the first thing). She is now a notary!


She got her "thing" in the mail today. She goes to get sworn in tomorrow. We have no idea why she wanted this. She doesn't need it for work. Who knows. 
 But then, there's this. I asked her to get a pot of water boiling for pasta last night. I came in to the kitchen and saw this cabinet open. I went to close it, but it wouldn't. I opened it to discover this:
 I immediately called her back in to the kitchen. I reminded her that this is my house. I know that if this were hers, she wouldn't care, she'd just leave it. But seriously, you knock something down and don't bother to fix it?? I do not know who raised this girl.
This is how it's supposed to look.

Lastly, I came across this store the other day. I had no idea. All I know for sure is mom would NEVER shop here!!!